Best Tennis Puns. 1. The retired tennis player didn’t make a great waiter because he kept saying “You Got Served!”. 2. The man with four hands is a great tennis player because of his four-hand. 3. Players at the local tennis club were unable to surf the web because there were problems with the server. 4.
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts. Ana Tomic: Ally, correct. 👍︎ 6. 📰︎ r/puns. 👤︎ u/ihaveneverdonemeth. 📅︎ Dec 01 2020. 🚨︎ report. I had to break up with my tennis-playing girlfriend. Love meant nothing to her.
9. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, “Love” means nothing. 10. Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse! 11.What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream? “I’d like a soft serve, please!” 12. What do you serve but not eat? A tennis ball. 13. Why is tennis a noisy game?
Tennis Puns – Read at Your Own Risk. 1. Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call. 2. The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet. 3. Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach. 4.
Funny Tennis Puns Don't be a deuce. I'm in love when I beat you You just got served It spin a long time Shots! Shots! Shots! on the baseline... You make quite the racquet Shank you! That felt like a backhanded compliment Orange and Apple are playing today which is no surprise since they are both ...
Never trust a Tennis Player, Love means nothing to them . Coffee the Tennis . I just want to play Tennis and Chill . Play Tennis Like a Boss. Tennis Slogans for Girls’ t-shirts . Real Girls Love Tennis . Some girls wear pink, Real girls go Tennis . Future Tennis Star . I hate being Sexy buy I’m a Tennis Girl so I can’t help it . Life is better on the court
Wife comes home one day wearing a brand new diamond tennis bracelet. Husband asked were she got it from. She tells him she won a raffle at work, than ask him to get a hot bath ready for her. Not thinking to much about, the husband gets her bath ready. A week later the wife comes home with a mink coat on.
Best Tennis Slogans. Order on the Court. Serve it, Smash it, Win it, Love it. Respect All, Fear None. If it’s gotta be, it starts with me. Champions train; Losers complain. Refuse to Lose! We’re not waiters (or waitresses), but boy can we serve! All it takes is all you’ve got!
Tennis Sayings Tennis and golf are best played, not watched. – Roger Kahn When life gets complicated, I play Tennis The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall. I love the winning, I can take the losing, but most of all I love to play Serve it, ...